
The Big Website Staff at The Big Talker 1210 asked Clinton to help design his new web page for The Big Talker 1210. He gave them all of the factual information and statistics they desired:
He was born on a cold, damp March evening in 1977. The power in all of North America failed that night and he had to birth himself.
He grew up invested in the struggle of the people that surrounded him. He yearned to be their voice.
He's ventured all over America in search of grand, epic, and complete radio-Trenton, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Atlanta, and now Philadelphia.
But when asked to talk about himself, he stopped and said "Ask those I've helped. Consult with the many I've touched. Endeavor with those who I have endeavored. Their story is my story. Our journey's are the same. I am of them."
Being excellent at following direction, The Big Website Staff at The Big Talker 1210 selected a cadre of expert researchers to find out what leading members of the community think about Clinton and his new show on the Big Talker 1210. Here are some select responses they received.
"Clinton is the ultimate radio threat. Rarely do you see all of these skills in one individual-- the result is a completely different kind of show."
"When they said sit down, he stood up."
"Clinton is not for everyone, but neither are you."
"He can't help it, he's sick."
"Clinton does not smoke cigars."
"Clinton has a winning personality and many accomplishments in a wide array of fields. He blazes his own path. His possibilities are endless. He wore an Atari shirt to a company holiday party where everyone else wore suits and gowns. He wears hats."
"Clinton is the salt of the earth and has been so since before salt became unfashionable."
"This one time in Princeton, Clinton was put in his place by the Pizza Nazi on Nassau Street." (Editorial note: Clinton fails to recall the details of this encounter, but can confirm it did occur)
"Clinton appears to be very content and happy in life."
"I did over hear John Lennon say 'I don't believe in the Beatles I just believe in Clinton.'"
"Clinton is the best Jet's fan I know."
"Clinton is the projection of my ideals, values, hopes and dreams. Through him, I am!"
"Clinton never laughs at me when I ask him for help. He always waits until I leave."
"Clinton's prowess is second to none."
"Clinton's radio talent is only surpassed by life skills."
"Clinton believes that technologies, especially the accessibility offered by radio, remain essential to sharing information and are key elements in the difference he makes in my life."
That should pretty much cover any questions you have. If you need anything further, tune in Sunday nights at midnight to hear Clinton for yourself on the The Big Talker 1210.